Dumb guy in a traffic cone
Dumb guy with an open brain
Dumb guy holding cheeks
Dumb guy pointing at head

Now orbiting the blockchain

SUPER DUMB

The dumbest coin in the galaxy. Galaxy-sized head, zero thoughts inside.

CA 0xPLACEHOLDER_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_0000000000
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01 — What is this

Smart money had its turn. Now it's time for super dumb money.

$DUMB is a community memecoin for everyone who ever bought the top, sold the bottom and still came back for more. No utility, no roadmap promises we'll actually understand — just pure, cosmic, drooling vibes.

  • 🧠 Brain: optional
  • 🔥 LP burned*
  • 🚫 0% tax*
  • 🚀 100% community
SUPERDUMB mascot duh wen moon? hehe

02 — Tokenomics

Dumb numbers, big energy

$DUMB
Total supply0$DUMB tokens
Buy / Sell tax0% / 0%because math is hard
Liquidity0%burned forever 🔥
Brain cells0audited by nobody
Liquidity pool — 85%CEX listings — 10%Marketing — 5%

03 — How to buy

Even you can do it

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Download MetaMask, Phantom or any wallet that supports your chain.

  2. 02

    Grab some gas

    Buy the native coin of the network on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

  3. 03

    Go to the DEX

    Open the swap, paste the contract address — don't trust fake tokens, only this CA.

  4. 04

    Swap & drool

    Swap for $DUMB, close the app, stop thinking. Congratulations, you're super dumb now.

04 — Roadmap

The dumb plan

Derpy rocket
Phase 01

Ignition

  • Forget why we started
  • Launch $DUMB
  • Website go brrr
  • 1,000 holders
Brain in a jar
Phase 02

Brain Leak

  • CoinGecko & CMC listing
  • Meme contest — dumbest wins
  • 10,000 holders
  • Lose the brain jar
Moon licking
Phase 03

Moon Lick

  • CEX listings
  • Merch with real drool stains
  • Partnerships we don't understand
  • Lick the moon
Planet Superdumb
Phase 04

Planet Dumb

  • Colonize the timeline
  • SUPERDUMB DAO (votes in emojis)
  • 100,000 holders
  • Achieve total thoughtlessness

???

We forgot the rest.
Stay dumb.

05 — Meme vault

Meet the family

Join the dumbest community in the universe

Copied! Now stop thinking 🧠